KisAH_mee

Di pasar raya bajet murah....adanya mee kuning dan bihun..
bihun tidak habis mengutuk-gutuk mee kuning

......"oii me kuning ko tuh dahlah cepat bsai..mee kuning hanya berdiam
Suatu hari mee kuning telah di buang dan di kosongkan bakulnye
..dengan itu bihun mengambil kesempatan tersebut..
...Tiba-tiba...datangnya mee spageti,,,lalu bihun berkata..
....Oii me kuning ko ingat ko dah reboinding aq x knal ko ker???

SediH_

Kisah 3 sahabat yang karib..pada suatu hari mereka pulang ke rumah mereka duduk di sebuah kondominium..Pada suatu hari mereka pulang dari kerja,mereka melihat kekecohan berlaku rupa2nye hanya elektrik terputus..

Mereka mengambil keputusan untuk menaiki tangga untk smpy ke rumah mreka..
dalam menaiki tangga mereka bercerita tentang kisah sedih yg mreka alami
(A).."aku sebenarnye anak yatim piatu,,mak aq dlanggar lari..bapeku pula dilanggar trailer ketika menyelamatkn ibuku..
(b)...sedih lah cite ko...aq plak bru kehilangan istri2 aq kne tikam 28kli sewaktu peromapakan berlaku...
Mereka semua sedih,,,apabila sudah sampy tngkat58,,si C pula berkata
"alah cite korang smue x sedih lah,,,cite aq lagi sedih..
Mereka bertnye,,,knape??
Sebab aq kne trun blik smule sebab tertinggal kunci didalam kereta...

Sahabat...HAAaaaaAAA...

Bacstreetboys-straight to my heart

In the heart of the night
When it’s dark in the lights
I heard the loudest noice
A gunshot on the floor

I looked down
And my shirt’s turning red
I’m spinning round
Felt her lips on my neck
And her voice in the ear
Like I missed you
Want you tonight

Straight through my heart
A single bullet got me
I can’t stop the bleeding, oh
Straight through my heart
She aimed and she shot me
I just can’t believe it, oh
No I can’t resist
And I can’t be here
I just can’t escape this love
Straight through my heart
(Soldier down)
My heart
(Soldier down)
My heart

Thought I moved more than on
Thought I could fool her charm
I really wanna go
But I can’t leave her alone, oh oh

Hear the sound of a love so loud
I just can’t, I just can’t ignore this feeling
Said she miss me
And she wants me, wants me tonight

Straight through my heart
A single bullet got me
I can’t stop the bleeding, oh
Straight through my heart
She aimed and she shot me
I just can’t believe it, oh
No I can’t resist
And I can’t be here
I just can’t escape this love
Straight through my heart
(Soldier down)
My heart
(Soldier down)
My heart

In the heart of the night
When it’s dark in the lights
I heard the loudest noice
A gunshot on the floor

Straight through my heart
A single bullet got me
I can’t stop the bleeding, oh
Straight through my heart
(Soldier down, soldier down)
She aimed and she shot me
I just can’t believe it, oh
No I can’t resist
(I can’t resist)
And I can’t be here
I just can’t escape this love
Straight through my heart
(Soldier down)
My heart
(Soldier down)
My heart
Straight through my heart
(Soldier down)
My heart
(Soldier down)
My heart
My heart
Straight through my heart
My heart
(Soldier down)
My heart
(Soldier down)
My heart
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Kiroro_Mirai_E

Hora ashimoto wo mitegoran
Kore ga anata no ayumu michi
Hora mae wo mitegoran
Are ga anata no mirai

Haha ga kureta takusan no yasashisa
Ai wo idaite ayume to kurikaeshita
Ano toki wa mada osanakute imi nado shiranai
Sonna watashi no te wo nigiri
Issho ni ayundekita

Yume wa itsumo sora takaku aru kara
Todokanakute kowai ne dakedo oitsuzukeru no
Jibun no SUTOORII dakara koso akirametakunai
Fuan ni naru to te wo nigiri
Issho ni ayundekita

Sono yasashi wo toki ni wa iyagari
Hanareta haha e sunao ni narezu

Hora ashimoto wo mitegoran
Kore ga anata no ayumu michi
Hora mae wo mitegoran
Are ga anata no mirai

Mirai e mukatte yukkuri to aruite yukou

Lady GaGa_Bad Romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-ooohoh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-ooohoh-oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!


Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

I want your ugly
I want your disease
I want your everything
As long as it’s free
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love

I want your drama
The touch of your hand
I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love)

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad, your bad romance

I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
(Oh-oh-oh–oh-oooh!)
I want your love and
All your lovers’ revenge
You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

I want your horror
I want your design
‘Cause you’re a criminal
As long as your mine
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love-uuhh)

I want your psycho
Your vertigo stick
Want you in my rear window
Baby you’re sick
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love)

You know that I want you
(’Cause I’m a freak bitch baby!)
And you know that I need you
I want a bad, bad romance

I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I want your love and
All your lovers’ revenge
You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

Walk, walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that bitch crazy

Walk, walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that bitch crazy

Walk, walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that bitch crazy

Walk, walk fashion baby
Work it
I’m a freak bitch, baby

I want your love and
I want your revenge
I want your love
I don’t wanna be friends

Je veux ton amour
Et je veux ta revanche
Je veux ton amour
I don’t wanna be friends
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
I don’t wanna be friends
(Caught in a bad romance)
I don’t wanna be friends
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Want your bad romance
(Caught in a bad romance)
Want your bad romance!

I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
I want your love and
All your lovers’ revenge
You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Want your bad romance
(Caught in a bad romance)
Want your bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Want your bad romance
(Caught in a bad romance)

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

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Guru:?????